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My name is Shang Qinghua of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect and I'm overworked and underappreciated. I managed the logistics for an entire large sect of people who can't get their expense reports in on time and who destroy things every other week. I'm very good at balancing a budget and also embezzlement.
I really need to relax and I'm looking for someone who can help with that. I'm very versatile and can top or bottom depending on your preferences. I've never been with a woman currently but I'm open to that as well.
I'm hoping this is going to be a short-term sex vacation. I want to collect a full deck for Game 52 and use my wish to go back home to someone important. So I suppose my future plans are to enter my slut era and make that happen.
Logistics, repairs, budgeting, dealing with cranky demons, wrangling disciples, writing, talismans, flying on a sword (no, I can't demonstrate, they took my sword), and apparently taking literally everyone's abuse without snapping.
Books: The Regret of Chunshan was a delightful epic with fantastic prose, and the arc where the protagonist pines over his lover's lifeless body was very emotional. Proud Immortal Demon Way has its share of haters, but I personally think it showed a lot of effort and raw talent. It's not easy to write so many wives for one protagonist and give them all unique sex scenes!
Movies: I haven't seen movies in so long. Please show me your favorites.
Music: Anything but the screeching cat guqin murder coming from Qing Jing Peak.
Food: Hand-pulled noodles with chili oil! If you make me hand-pulled noodles, I'll suck your dick.
My ideal partner is over 6', broad and muscular, with a deep voice and dark hair. He would be cold and cool, absolutely aloof except for the right person, and he would be a little mean and manhandle me all the time. Inhuman features are a bonus, like pointed ears or beautiful blue eyes that seem to stare right through you. A big pillar is a must as well, and a cooler body temperature.
...Ah, but my perfect man exists, he just isn't here.
More realistically, what I would love in a partner here is a good listener, someone willing to provide comfortable companionship and strings-free sex. I can be a bit high-strung, so someone who isn't bothered by that, and doesn't hate how much I talk. Maybe someone who enjoys a good book and wants to talk about it, or who wants to figure out the secrets of this place with me. I don't need love I've never had that anyway, I just want friends who will have sex with me even though I'm kind of average in looks and personality.
BEER
NEITHER HOLY FUCK
BUBBLE BATH
NINJAS
TITS & ASS, WHY CHOOSE
ENERGY DRINKS
SPICY
WINTER
LEATHER
BOTH
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